JACK O’LANTERN’S JOURNAL:

4/3/20

4:10PM

There was once a world of Sheep & Wolves who had conquered, by leaps & bounds, in something they liked to call FASTOLOGY.

Faster & faster life became, with the swiftness of Fast-Rays traveling invisibly through the invisible air to deliver invisible fastness.

Now then, the sheep enjoyed this fastology – as it was quite fast and divinely beneficial; and so, they looked up to the wolves who gave it to them – thinking that they must be on the same moral page as themselves.

But the wolves had a scheme of their own. You see, the wolves wanted even more fastology – so that they could do magical things with it. And the sheep, well, the sheep didn’t know that the Fast-Rays in the atmosphere were actually awful for the lamb’s health; and that the wolves next generation fastology roll-out would result in the deaths of millions.

Why?

Because Fast-Rays make things fast.

Even Your Life.

-Jack O’Lantern

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