Once Upon a Time in a Timeless State of Mind…    Jack, the Pumpkin Headed Son of Earth, was strolling along in a desert. He comes across a field of 3 cacti with a serpent tied in a bow around each one, and an apple stuck in their mouths – with a worm that pokes out of each, and communicates for the snakes.

Wicked Worm: Curse you, Pumpkin Head.

Wretched Worm: Death to you and your works.

Witchy Worm: Spells be casted upon your angel.

Jack: Do you hear your little voices? You 3 evil worms are possessed by the Dark One. You’re master’s mouths are stuck with bitten apples, and have not the vocal cords of their own – but your tiny little worm-tongues to express the meek and enslaved devil inside of yourself. It is time to put Satan behind you.

Wicked Worm: Curse you, Pumpkin Head.

Wretched Worm: Death to you and your works.

Witchy Worm: Spells be casted upon your angel.

Jack: Get behind me, Satan.

SPEAK NO EVIL.

Wicked Worm: Curse you, Pumpkin Head.

Wretched Worm: Death to you and your works.

Witchy Worm: Spells be casted upon your angel.

Jack: Do you have a reason? A point? What may you obtain with those snug shackles? What will you achieve by spewing out evil? You know, it is not the Devil that I am up in odds against – it is his devoted demon followers of worms and bugs.

Wicked Worm: Hail Satan.

Wretched Worm: Lucifer is the light.

Witchy Worm: The Devil will conquer.

Jack: You are conquered – and that is the point of his conquest! You are sheep doused in slime, and tricked dogs who pursue chase for an invisible ball. You’ve been had by your own sins, and temptation has won out your being. You are weak, wretched little worms who have sold your souls for control while being controlled and chained by your controller.

The 3 evil worms HISS.

Jack: How frightening, you little worms are! How strong and powerful! Unleash yourselves from your apples and come destroy me now!

Wicked Worm: Rid of him, Lucifer.

Wretched Worm: Off him, Devil.

Witchy Worm: Destroy him, Satan.

Jack: Destroy! Destroy, destroy, destroy! It is the opposition to Creation, which is the leading aspect of God. The Destroying Devil and the Creating Deity; the Black Darkness and the White Light, the Death End and the Birth Anew. Well! Suppose I, for the good of course, commit inside of my bleeding heart to devilishly Destroying you 3 evil worms?

Wicked Worm: What?

Wretched Worm: Oh.

Witchy Worm: No.

Inside of Jack’s bleeding heart, he commits to Destroying the 3 evil worms.

Jack: Get behind me, Satan.

The 3 snakes crunch down on their apples, and devour their screaming devotees.

Jack: Thank you for getting behind me, Satan.

Satan: Anything to Destroy my followers.

Jack: Worms.

Satan: Bugs.

Abracadabra.

-Jack O’Lantern